connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
epic-humor: andrewpauldost: last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did Searching for funny posts? Click here
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
thefunnypost: yourfuckingdarling: I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck Searching for funny posts? Click here
definitivelysarah: megahetero: \(•_•) ) )z / \ you are the dancing queen \(•_•) ) )z / \ young and sweet \(•_•) ) )z / \ only seventeen dancing queen (•_•)/ <) ) / \ feel the beat (•_•) ~) )~ / \ of the tambourine \(•_•) ) )-@*jingle* / \
thefunnypost: the-winchester-initiative: shinysherlock: pickled-johnlock: what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality. That was fucking beautiful Searching...
thefunnypost: oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING Searching for funny posts? Click here